Gwyneth Paltrow took the stand in her ski crash trial on March 24 and immediately made headlines for her bizarre quotes.

In her testimony, the Goop founder reflected on her alleged hit-and-run collision with retired doctor Terry Sanderson during a 2016 family vacation.

The Oscar winner was at Deer Valley Resort in Park City, Utah, with husband Brad Falchuk, his two children and her own kids — daughter Apple and son Moses — when the incident occurred.

Three years later, Sanderson sued the “Shakespeare in Love” star for $3.1 million in damages, claiming the accident left him with “brain injury [and] four broken ribs.”

The actress gave testimony while countersuing Terry Sanderson over a 2016 incident. Instagram/Gwyneth Paltrow

The collision occurred on a family vacation in Utah. BACKGRID

In February 2019, Paltrow countersued for $1 in “symbolic damages,” as well as attorney fees.

The trial is expected to run from March 21 to March 30, with the Golden Globe winner testifying on the fourth day — and her most viral quotes are below.

On what the crash cost her

“Well, I lost half a day of skiing.”

The Oscar winner testified on March 24. AP

On telling Sanderson he skiied into her “f–king back”

“I apologize for my bad language. … [That] is not my custom.”

On her friendship with Taylor Swift

“I would not say we’re good friends. We are friendly. I’ve taken my kids to one of her concerts before, but we don’t talk very often.”

Paltrow spoke about Taylor Swift, the prosecutor’s footwear and more. POOL/AFP via Getty Images

On her height

“I’m just under 5 [feet] 10 [inches]. I think I’m shrinking though.”

On the prosecutor’s heels

“They’re very nice.”

The Goop founder’s daughter and son will also give testimony. gwynethpaltrow/Instagram

On thinking the crash was a sexual assault

“I was skiing and two skis came between my skis, forcing my legs apart. And then there was a body pressing against me.

“It was a quick thought that went through my head. There was a strange grunting noise and a body behind me so I was trying to make sense of what was going on. My mind was going very quickly.”